Here's Your Chance to Download a Few Tracks from the FFBs:


(Not to sound whiny, but if you can, please consider buying the album we're not RI$H yet and if you like the music and want to hear more a little revenue goes a long way to us putting out another album ) For the idiots “right-click and save as” in IE and “right-click and save link as” in Firefox.


Kelly Clarkson featuring Former Fat Boys - My Life Would Suck Without You (Remix) - This is another little remix. Watch the video on YouTube! and if you feel it, please give us a “5”! Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FkAixONzK8

Former Fat Boys - Keep The Change

New Kids On The Block with Former Fat Boys - Summertime (Remix) - This is another remix for the summer. Watch the video on YouTube! and if you feel it, please give us a “5”! Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak7kA9ZMZLQ

Ingrid Michaelson featuring Former Fat Boys - The Way I Am - This is another little remix. Watch the video on YouTube! and if you feel it, please give us a “5”! Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzLDwJpa9VM

Kelly Clarkson featuring Former Fat Boys - Sober - This is another little remix of Sober by Kelly Clarkson. Watch the video on YouTube! and if you feel it, please give us a “5”! Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHPZ_Byx9_E

One Republic featuring Former Fat Boys - Apologize - This one is just a little mindless self indulgence on my part. This song is too awesome not to do something with. Basically, I'll never get to collaborate with the boys from One Republic, but I really just wanted to do something with this beat. I didn't like this song as much on the Timbaland CD so I used the earlier version.

I Want It (Gimme Gimme)((Toys)) - Our Christmas song. Cop it.

MC Chris featuring $ucksex, DJ Tanner, and Hard Corey - Illy Oi (Thinner Remix) - Done for the remix contest at www.mcchris.com

Stars Shine Everywhere - B Side from Rocky Loves Emily. One of my favorite tracks.

Melany (VIP) - May or may not appear on our second LP.

Snakes On A Plane - Done for the Snakes on a Plane soundtrack, though it didn't appear on the soundtrack it was used in a ringtone campaign for the film.

Round Worms (Nemertea) - The story behind this retarded little ditty is that someone sent me a request to help him memorize some facts about “Round Worms” for his college biology midterm. So, if you're studying round worms from the Phylum of Nemertea, this will be your aide.

The Goiter Song - Similar to above, my sister called me in a desperate fix a few hours before a large presentation on goiters for her a class at her medical school. She said they were short on content and needed to chew up another two minutes. Her request was for me to write a song about goiters. I agreed, but I said that under the time constraints the song would be freestyle'd and I would not be doing any research. The result is well...

Where Are You Chirstmas - This is our cover of Faith Hill's iconic Christmas classic “Where Are You Christmas” from the pointless Ron Howard film “How the Grinch Stole Chirstmas”.

Stoopid Man - This is a B Side to Rocky Loves Emily. We thought it was a little too stupid. Here is where we really stake the claim in the trend of replacing doo-rags with underoos.

R. Kelly featuring the Game and $ucksex (Game Over Chicago Remix) - something stoopid I cooked up long ago.

Call Me Back (Everybody Plays The Fool) - One of my favorite songs. Want to be walked through every stupid girl I dated? This song does just that. Its a B Side to Rocky Loves Emily.


Music Videos and Concert Footage


Slumber Party Music Video
Download (17mb) (Right Click Save-As in IE or Right Click Save Link As in Firefox)
Stream (YouTube)

Snakes On A Plane (Live)
Stream (YouTube)